So begins an extra long one

When Kim called an asked if I wanted to go to Pete's on Thursday night I thought, well, I haven't been on a Thursday night before. I don't have any money and I'm kind of tired, but what the frick. We couldn't have paid anyone to go with us. Why is that? Pete's is a happening place? Just because they have "classes" and "a job" doesn't mean they can't start the weekend out right, on a Thursday. So we ended up at Ben's like we always do. It was me, Kim, Randy Ward, and Pat Gary. I don't know why I have to use their whole names. I even say their whole name when referring to them auditorally and when speaking to them. Oh well. Kim sang Waterfall by TLC and was the hit on by some guy in one of her classes.
He came up to the booth and was all, How you doin'?
And Kim was like, Fine.
And he was like, can I buy you a drink?
And she goes, sure Cosmopolitan.
Then I said I had to go to the bathroom and left her to be protected by Pat Gary and Randy Ward. Okay, next time, I'll just use their first names.
So when I came back he was in my spot and I tried to grab my drink and he was all, Hey wait a minute you're taking my drink and I was like, You're on crack, this is my drink.
Oh wait, I mean, you're drunk. So drunk. So funny.
Kim was like, Devon, I hate you for leaving me.
But then he was like, you pick a song out for us to do and come let me know and she goes, Yeah, sure.
No.
So then later he comes up and goes, I know you're not going to come over, so I'll just say good night.
And Kim goes, yeah. Night.
Nice. We did back up for Pat Gary on Love Shack and called it a night. That's good.

I worked all day Friday and then Jacque came to pick me up. We went back to my place and did absolutely nothing for 3 hours. Nice. Then we started organizing an exciting trip to the Cutting Edge, a haunted house in Ft. Worth. Jacque left to get a head start, Kim came over and then we caravan to Bedford. We left Kim's car at Jacque's parents' house and Austen met us there and I drove us all to the Ft. Worth. Good times all around. Not scary for me, but Kim and Jacque were screaming and Austen even jumped twice!! He's not so tough. So we got out of the foam room, tried to wipe off a bunch of foam and got in my car. After I turned the key in the ignition I heard a chainsaw near by. Jacque and Kim are in the back seat screaming, lock the doors, lock the doors. I didn't. I "forgot" how to. So the guy opened the door and put the chainsaw in the car and Jacque jumped into Kim's lap. Then he closed the door and left. It was funny. Except my car smelled like exhaust. So then we drove back to Jacque's house by way of Razoo's where we split a fishbowl and a crap load of water. I was just thirsty, that's all. Then I couldn't make it back to Dallas and I had to go to camp in the morning, so I stayed at my parents' house. A good end to a Friday night.