Saturday, January 13, 2007

Calendar / Organizer

Found my planners from January 2004 to September 2005.
Good lord.
To sum up:
School takes up a lot of time.
I really like highlighters at one point.
I have really really good handwriting.
I went to Mickey's, Pete's, Ben's, and Station 4 far too many times.
I went to Amarillo to visit Lydia.
Jacque and I partied A LOT!
I apparently saw "Hellboy" with Luke. Or I planned to any way.
I have been to "Woody's" and totally forgot!
Perhaps Jason and I over-plan our respective birthday weeks of drunkenness.

In the NOTES section at the back of my planners, I jotted a few things down ...

"You're the reason our kids are ugly."
"Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life"
"Didn't 'Grease' teach you anything? Slut yourself up and boys will like you.
I want a Rumpus room.
"This is not my beautiful life!"
"Religion is a scary thing. It allows people to stop thinking. Why do people insist on making up a story to answer these scary questions. What is so hard about saying 'I don't know'." -Bill Mahr
"I'm awake and I'm dressed, what more do you want from me?"
"[Parents] are always right! And I find that very annoying."
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the things you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -Mark Twain
"What is it about love that makes us so stupid?" -Under the Tuscan Sun
"What? have you been gargling with, bong water?" -Will & Grace
I want a pseudonym like Anastasia Beaverhausen.
We would often be sorry if our wishes came true. -fortune cookie
The hippies enter through the side door. -sign at Jimmy John's
"Do you remember your first love? Do you remember how it felt when it ended? That agonizing pain? It only happens once, but it stays with you forever."
"There's no smiling in Heavy Metal, Jon." - Dee Snider, on Jon Bon Jovi
"Knowing you, it'll probably come out eventually. You might as well say it on purpose and choose your words." (I live by this)
"You know those 'Road Runner' cartoons where the coyote runs off a cliff then stops in midair and realizes there's nothing under him but a long fall to the rocks below. That's kinda how I'm doing." -Luann (sometimes I do feel like that)
"There's nothing like years old Crystal Pepsi bought on ebay. Mmm ... it's warm too!" -Mo Rocca
"Don't drink too much, don't fight, don't be stupid." -Buddy Nielson's mom
"If you don't like it here ... we can go down to Taco Bell; maybe that's more your style."
"What are you saying man ... I'm like a Taco Bell kind of guy?"
-Coffee and Cigarettes
"I think in a way that's the Bush campaign slogan: Maybe we're a little crazy, maybe we went to war with the wrong country, but you know, we're going to get some bad guys." -Maureen Dowd

So much has happened since then, I can't even believe it.

Happy New Year, kids!