Stupider Than Jason

But seriously, who didn't see that coming?

Bourbon Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (116), and liquor (78).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

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What swear word are you?
Full Name
Age
Your word of choice	Bitch
Why you swear	You grew up hearing these words, they're part of your every day life.
Your motto	I don't give 2 shits what you think.
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Your Silver-Age Superhero Career
LJ Username
Your alias first-name is:	AstroAtomicBitterBlackBlueCoffeeDangerDarkDeathDoomFunkyGreenHappyHarmlessHyperLemonLethargicLiberalLightningMedicatedMegaObsessiveParanoidPlasticQuantumRedShadowSilverSleepyStarSunshineSuperTacoTheUltraWonder
Your alias last-name is:	BadgerBoyBozoBubblesCatCaptainChefChiefCowDogDudeGalGirlGuyKidKnightLadLassManMuffinNeighborPersonPigSquirrelStormThunderWoman
You can turn....	angerchocolatecoffeeheatkinetic energykittensleaveslightmedicationmoneypizzasoundsugarwater
...into:	cheesecredit card receiptsdisappointed relativesexcusesgood vibesgrapeshairHTMLicelaserslightningLJ postsmilkmilk jugsMountain Dewoptic beamspainparking ticketspuppiesraisinssmokesnowsocial awkwardnessspare changesquirrelstoothpastewallpaperwine
You team up with...
...to battle:	Paris Hilton
You petition to join:	Mensa
Their response:	they agree, and when they all completely disrobe in celebration, you flee in terror
You are best remembered for:	losing to a fifth-grader on Superhero Jeopardy
Your heroic level: - 54%
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